Notes on Cars

After one of the worst days in my life after being verbally anally raped and fired by my father.  I go into the local Jewel Osco, purchase a means to drown my sorrows only to arrive back at my vehicle to find this little cynical literary masterpiece. I laughed. The Starbucks napkin is the icing on the cake… Typical asshole.

Note: Future is spelled incorrectly. 

-Author Unknown

Left on my car. Parked in my allotted and paid for spot in my apartment building.  

-Author Unknown but he/she did own a super sweet souped-up ‘Stang.